I did manage to get my Tuesday Trainer video in on time though. Yay!
Luckily I wasn’t wearing these pants today.
Yeah, they were still dirty from the other day. I only taught two classes (as opposed to six) with a hole in my crotch a few days ago. Isn’t that lovely?
Tonight, instead of a hole to worry about, I kept getting distracted by my outie belly button (Joaquin has another name for it- see below). It kept pointing at me in the mirror. Ugh. Not very flattering. It did give me the idea for this post though.
It’s time for an open mic night (or morning, whatever).
Disclaimer- I am deliriously exhausted right now, so while I think the following conversations and quotes are hilarious, I am aware that it might have something to do with my overly tired brain. I have the show Jackass on in the background if that gives you any indication of what I’m dealing with here.
Ready for some fun Crib Club Comedy? Of course you are.
So… grab a sweet SunButter treat or, if you’re not wanting something sweet, try some
Take one Flatout wrap and cut it into cracker size pieces. Spray a baking pan with nonstick spray. Place pieces on baking sheet and top with a little more nonstick spray. Sprinkled with sea salt, pepper and a little garlic (or whatever seasoning you want).
Baked at 400 for 7-10 minutes.
Yes, it is the perfect 100 calorie serving and can go with just about anything.
Without further due, let me introduce our stars.
Last week, some of you saw this on Facebook.
These guys pretty much say something funny every day. And, well, let me just tell you that Joaquin’s fascination with my belly button wasn’t a one time thing. Good thing he wasn’t with me at the gym tonight.
This morning it sounded a little like this in their bedroom before I walked in:
“Grandma. GRANDMA.” – They were in for a big disappointment when boring mom was going to open the door.
“Daddy. Working. Money.” – Yes and thank goodness because Lord knows I’m not exactly rolling in the dough.
“Running. Mommy running.” – Okay, I get it. I need to start training for my upcoming marathon. I’m on it kids, but you will NOT be running it with me this time.
“Waaa-keen. Ha ha. Waaa-keen.” – What is he up to in there?
“Uh Oh.” – That’s when I decided to venture in and found Joaquin with the blinds in his hand. It could have been worse. Much worse. At least their pajamas were still on.
A couple more random sayings as of late:
“Poo poo” (While holding one of the pine cones that had been pulled off our fake Costco Christmas tree.) – Um, no. Not poo poo. Pine cone.
“Daddy tooted.” – That’s more like it.
“Mommy’s pocket.” (While trying to put my cell phone down my shirt. I have a tendency to keep it there a lot of the time.) – I should probably find another place to put my phone. It’s just so darn convenient. It is the perfect “pocket”.
“Kitty ewwww” – Why is my video camera never close by when he’s coughing up one of those air balls? Now THAT video could make us some money.
Okay, now that I’ve taken way too much time writing this, I’m realizing that these may not be funny at all. For that, I am sorry.
But, before I go, STUFT daddy wanted a crack at the open mic.
“Come on. You’ve GOT to be doing that on purpose.” (He thinks I sing off key on purpose. I don’t.) – Um, do you even know that I was a People Mover in Junior High? I can sing (most of the time). Maybe I just need a new song. Like “Mahna Mahna”.
And just because, an encore conversation.
Me- “The boys need some more jeans.”
Andrew- “Just don’t wash them as much.”
Me- “But they get so dirty everyday. Yeah, I guess I only wash my jeans after I wear them about 5 times.”
Andrew- “I’ve been wearing mine for 6 months.”
I don’t know whether to say “your welcome” or “I’m sorry.”
I’ll try to redeem myself tomorrow. And later this week with a giveaway. Oh yes, that’s right. Another giveaway! Yippee!!!