It’s been a long time since I’ve done a Flat Kitty Friday post. It’s also been a very long time since I’ve updated the Flat Kitty page. That’s just one of a bazillion things on my to do list today. Ha ha.
Without further due, let’s kick these Flat Kitty Friday posts off again shall we?
Unfortunately, I couldn’t really get my act together (what’s new) and there wasn’t anything too exciting for Flat Kitty around here yesterday.
He “helped” with a little laundry.
Got Kitty’s tush in his face.
Cloned himself.
Times two.
Went to go mail out his clones.
Picked up a very special package from our favorite running shoe company Mizuno.
Stopped at Major Market to get mama a ginormous turkey sandwich for lunch and STUFT Daddy an Italian sub for dinner.
Found some sweet potato PopChips to avoid a major meltdown in the middle of the store and then asked the bakery for some free samples.
Tip of the day- The bakery at grocery stores usually always has some goodies lying around in the back that they will give you for free if you ask. Put on your nicest smile and say, “You don’t have any free samples or anything do you?”
They always do.
Your welcome.
Last night this guy bothered me while I tried to get some computer work done. He begged for some of my low calorie ice cream.
I was tired and had just gotten home from the gym though so the ice cream, the frozen frosting, the low calorie peanut butter frosting and the two Vitatops (one triple chocolate chunk, one banana nut) were all mine.
I’m so selfish.
Oh and he also distracted me enough to buy this cool travel potty.
Yeah, we’re heading in that direction friends. Not for Flat Kitty, for the boys. That’s just silly.
Okay, now on to his other adventures…….
At my friend Sarena’s, The Non-Dairy Queen, Flat Kitty tried to hang out with her cool hubby Tony while he worked all day.
He was nice enough to peel himself away from working to check out Sarena’s garden with her for a bit.
Peppers and squash. My kind of garden. Oh yeah, that’s right. Sarena and I are food twins. Have I mentioned she’s one of the coolest people I know?
This lucky flat cat got to go shopping at his favorite Lululemon store with my friend Jenny from Simply Be Me up in Vancouver. Rumor has it that he made her go to three different stores until he found the right scarf to go with his eyes.
Poor Jenny. She’s pregnant with baby number two and this darn cat was dragging her around shopping. He even made her go find some habanero sea salt because he knew I’d want to see a picture of it.
I need to get some of that stuff.
Kathy posted this picture on my Facebook page and pretty much made my day. Flat Kitty made an appearance at breakfast at her house. Hmm… breakfast must be before coffee over there. Ha ha.
Susan got a little help getting ready to really take Flat Kitty for an adventure. He gets to go to Tampa with her and a whole group of middle schoolers. How cool is that? Here’s the guys he’s planning on tagging along with.
He even helped her pack her bag complete with a resistance band (they’re perfect for travel).
I can’t wait to see what he gets to do in Florida.
At Lisa’s this guy had the nerve to try to steal some of her Starbucks.
What can I say? He’s got good taste in coffee and cute ladies like this Lisa Lately chica.
My hilarious friend Pavement Runner somehow talked Flat Kitty into serving him a beer. I don’t know how that happened. Kitty doesn’t lift a finger (or whatever you call what cats have) over here.
He must have won him over with his sense of humor. Really people, if you’re ever having a Debbie Downer of a day, tweet this guy (@pavementrunner) and he’ll turn your frown upside down.
All the way over in New Hampshire with Angela of Happy Fit Mama and her cute family, he made friends with Cooper and got a little ride in a stroller.
Sam from The Quilting Doberman had quite the busy schedule with Flat Kitty.
He got to sew.
Make some Dog Treats.
Scope out some fabric for his Christmas sweater for this year.
He got to bake. He loves his pumpkin protein cookie dough.
He also got to hike.
Lucky cat. He played his cards right and even made it to obedience school.
Umm…….. hmmmm.
Well, that seems like the perfect picture to end on doesn’t it?
Or wait. Maybe this one.
Ha ha ha.
(And I wonder why I get some weird looks.)
Thanks to all of you who sent me pictures. You made me laugh (and stay up way too late writing this). Ha ha!
Have a great Friday!
Don’t forget to enter The Better Chip giveaway.

Flat Kitty has a fantastic life! Such a fun post 🙂
Flat Kitty gets around! He’s got a way with smoozing his way into people’s homes and shirts. Thanks for letting him visit!
Thank YOU for the stroller ride. 🙂
Cute photos…..that was fun to see “All the places Flat Kitty could go”.
This made my morning!!
eek! good luck with potty training!
Thanks. I’ll need it, that’s forsure. 🙂
Flat Kitty sure gets around! I have to admit, i’m a bit envious 😉
Have a wonderful weekend!!
Me too actually. I guess I have to live vicariously through him. ha ha.
This post is great. It made me laugh out loud ;D I think I need to take some pictures with my flat kitty!!
Haha I love all these photos, some are pretty creative!
That ice cream looks great! I don’t think it’s selfish at all! 🙂
Love the download! I want a kitty!!! 🙂
Also, that habanero sea salt looks to-die-for.
I cannot stop laughing! And that poor kid falling asleep at the breakfast table. That photo will be coming back to haunt him…like senior high school graduation style!
You know I just had a moment in which I realized you will be potty training two at the exact same time. Way to rip that band-aid off.
Anyway, brand new to flat kitty friday…loved participating and loved seeing what people sent. What a fun way to meet others!
OH… yeah. Things might be a bit quite around here once the potty training starts. I’m not really looking forward to it. Ha. Thanks for all the pictures. That last one cracked me up. 🙂
I know! I totally laughed at the Rottie with him too. He was almost a distraction in class because people wanted their dogs photographed with him. 🙂
Yesterday I did go more towards the pumpkin cookie dough recipe. Holy smokes I love that recipe so thank you. By the time I am done with it it is loaded.
Good luck with the boys. 🙂
Hahaha that is hilarious! I’m in love with flat kitty now 😉
Let me know if you want one! 🙂
Um yes please!! :)))
Yay! 🙂 I’m so sad I didn’t send you a picture. I couldn’t think of anything fun. I should’ve just stuck him in my shirt like you.
Yeah, while your bench pressing. THAT would be cool!
Oh yes, everyone around me would definitely be thinking “That chick playing with the paper cat is super fly!” 😉
That Flat Kitty sure does get around… thanks for the very kind words.
THIS POST IS THE FLAT KITTY’S PAJAMAS!
Is it just me or does it seem like flat kitty is always in a foul mood, he does so many fun things and he seems a little unappreciative! I think I know what flat kitty needs, I’ll make sure to make it happy by the next flat kitty photo dump!
The pictures are hilarious!
BTW, I was in the grocery store today and HAD to buy broccoli slaw because you talk about it so much. Thanks for the new addiction. ;o)
haha ur cats face never gets old…i love the expression..so funny haha. i like the lululemon pic. hahah
I can’t believe I missed it this week, but I emailed you a photo for the next round. I love these round-up posts. 🙂
Wow, flat kitty has been busy!!! He is a wild and crazy cat! I hope you have a great weekend my friend! xoxo
This just made my day ( evening ) ! So freaking adorable! I should print out my pug and take it everywhere with me 😀